okay but imagine a “you’re a prostitute that i hired because i’ve been feeling lonely as fuck and my life is kind of spiraling but as soon as you started seducing me it felt kind of wrong so i tried to talk to you instead and you thought i was cute and humored me since i was charged by the hour anyway and now it’s a few nights later and i’ve found you in some bar so i pay you to hang out with me again” au??????????
Your “guardian angel” is actually a demon that protects you and hurts people that are mean to you.
“you carjacked me and stole my car and now i’m hitchhiking 10 years later and you pick me up and it’s the SAME FUCKING CAR WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T REMEMBER ME YOU’RE DRIVING MY FUCKING CAR” au
A love affair AU. Like every time she has a fight with her boyfriend, she goes to this other guy and they mess around, and maybe, secretly love each other. And just like, he’ll whisper things like “Want me to make you forget?” And just.
the enthusiastic virgin and the older experienced one
plot full of firsts and really excited make-out sessions and cautious handjobs and full-body blushing and hard breathing and guiding with words lots of ‘yeah just like that i like that’ ‘you’ve got it baby’ and bodies shaking from ecstasy and holding and caressing and making soup after sex at two in the morning